I spent yesterday in the glorious sunshine with a rather nice pint, metallic green fingernails, metallic red toenails, green patches in my hair and beard and one bright pink nipple watching people throw black puddings at yorkshire puddings.
Does life get any better?
Oh and hell hath no fury like two women scorned and then told that they wouldn't dare...
I learnt a rather valuable lesson in life I think, I'm just not sure what it was.
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